Secrets revealed about TES6

It’s officially out there and so far all you know is that it’s a big area of land, a bit of sea and we’re all excited for a titlescreen. Thankfully my double agent who has been working at Bethesda for 18 years as a coder for the project has just sent me his report updates and now it’s been revealed to you all I can finally announce some details, hope you enjoy and please don’t get angry for the spoilers. Although lets be fair, you’ve come here to get the juicy info first before anywhere else so lets crack on! … Continue reading Secrets revealed about TES6

E3 Spoilers – 2018

Not long now! Leaks are already starting to spring up. All the developers and publishers are desperately trying to be first on the E3 press bus to get those tasty takes on the comments and be the most trendiest of trendsetters. Luckily for you, I’ve been to the future and have come back just to give you all the facts! That’s right, you read it here first. All that happened at E3 2018 before you see it for yourself. Just don’t tell too many people or the time police will get me again. Fallout New Scunthorpe is revealed Giving those … Continue reading E3 Spoilers – 2018

Video games and the tale of the National Lost Sock Memorial Day

Everything has a day now; Butterscotch brownie day, Eat what you want day, National Sleepover Day… so it makes total sense to mourn the lost socks of yonder. It also got me thinking to video games that you lose, borrow, lend out and never see again. Haunted by the empty case or special pins from the limited edition that can never be classed as ‘near mint complete set’ again. In the spirit of abstract sense and lists of nonsense here are some game things you’ve probably lost to time and should take a moment for… in sock form. A Pokemon … Continue reading Video games and the tale of the National Lost Sock Memorial Day

Games to play on National Pet Day

Who doesn’t love pets? At one time or another I’ve had dogs, a cat, fish, hamsters and now our house has two lovely rabbits (or little buggers depending on what kind of mood they’re in). It’s another ‘national’ day that only seems to exist to promote something cheesy but hey why not go with the flow and celebrate having pets! What better way to do that then to look at some of the best pets in video games? Dogmeat – Fallout (all of them) Dogmeat is such a charming dog in all the Fallout games. If he’s not an important … Continue reading Games to play on National Pet Day

Games to play instead of reviewing Metal Gear Survive

Disclaimer – A review for Metal Gear Survive is in the works but it’s such hard going when you previously enjoyed Metal Gear Solid titles that I thought I’d pop a few thoughts out there for you to read. If your curious why I’m taking this stance check out my Beta experience opinion. Warioware Quick thinking, fast reactions and able to analyse and react to any situation, that’s what you need in Metal Gear but it’s also the same for WarioWare. There’s a new Wario Ware game in the works! We’re all hopeful it’s better than Mario Party: The Top … Continue reading Games to play instead of reviewing Metal Gear Survive

Games that would be improved by adding Attack on Titan

The Attack on Titan anime is amazing, I think we can all agree that’s the case. It continued to win awards years after the first season released and the second season (although technically more like the 4th) has proven that the series has legs to carry its shambling disfigured strange manga through into the limelight enough to make 2 live action movies and even an anime film covering the events of the season. There have been a few licensed AOT games and they very in quality from the absolute trash 3Ds Attack on Titan: Humanity in Chains to the phenomenal … Continue reading Games that would be improved by adding Attack on Titan

Games to play on Valentines Day

….You know its coming, you’ve made plans, you’ve not made plans, you’ve asked someone out and they said yes then no. Well fear not lonesome stranger or even the happy few, Elderlygoose has given it some thought and I have a list of games for you. Hotline Miami / everything – A tale of romance and action, violence and hate. What more is there to say, this game is great! Alien Isolation / PS4 – In the Lord of the Rings we all saw bromance between an Elf and a Dwarf, but this is so much better, a human and … Continue reading Games to play on Valentines Day

Games to play after Christmas if you didn’t get what you wanted!

So you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? I’m sure you’ll enjoy the mug and socks eventually when you’ve cold feet and want a cuppa tea mind! Still here’s some classics you can pick up that will help you release some of that entitled nonsense that your currently feeling. Vermintide – PS4/PC ye olde left 4 dead is a classic that’s fun regardless of your mood. Blasting swarms and hundreds of monsters should improve anyone’s mood! Just let your anger all flow out into the guns and weapons of choice. Relaxing after in the aftermath just to realise your … Continue reading Games to play after Christmas if you didn’t get what you wanted!

Games to play before Christmas

Ho Ho Ho! Who’s ready for a mince pie and some Christmas cheer? Nobody? Ok well here’s some games to help you feel more jolly! Christmas Nights into Dreams – Sega Saturn Fairly obvious one this. It’s Nights but free!…Well when it was released it was free. I remember Dixons throwing out free copies to everyone and people just not bothering as it was the Saturn (fools!). Essentially a demo for the main game but impressively dressed in Christmas drab. Still the original is a brilliant game and this deserves a go and will fill you with Christmas cheer! James … Continue reading Games to play before Christmas

Great Videogame – TV Show Mashups

For no particular reason and in no particular order, here are some particular pitches. RINGSĀ – (Sonic R) – Sonic the hedgehog and his entourage star in a “jackass style” show. Where they get together and do stupid stunts to see how many creative ways they can get rings knocked out. The series is cut short when knuckles punches a mound of c4 and accidentally blows up half of Detroit. YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLEĀ – (Mario is Missing) – Luigi is a light hearted plumber who has to make sense of the human world through gruesome deaths resembling his best … Continue reading Great Videogame – TV Show Mashups