Games to play during the #HeatwaveUK of doom

I realise some of you think I’m exaggerating and some from other countries always scoff with, “heh you think that’s hot?” but you are all each and every one of you wrong (There are serious reasons for that but lets just say it’s too hot to bother listing those here and carry on with this classic shitposting as is ey) Currently the UK is now converting itself into a scene from Mad Max where the dust clouds rip through the plains and wherever the sunlight can touch is burnt to a cinder upon contact. What can you do to survive … Continue reading Games to play during the #HeatwaveUK of doom

Secrets revealed about TES6

It’s officially out there and so far all you know is that it’s a big area of land, a bit of sea and we’re all excited for a titlescreen. Thankfully my double agent who has been working at Bethesda for 18 years as a coder for the project has just sent me his report updates and now it’s been revealed to you all I can finally announce some details, hope you enjoy and please don’t get angry for the spoilers. Although lets be fair, you’ve come here to get the juicy info first before anywhere else so lets crack on! … Continue reading Secrets revealed about TES6

E3 Spoilers – 2018

Not long now! Leaks are already starting to spring up. All the developers and publishers are desperately trying to be first on the E3 press bus to get those tasty takes on the comments and be the most trendiest of trendsetters. Luckily for you, I’ve been to the future and have come back just to give you all the facts! That’s right, you read it here first. All that happened at E3 2018 before you see it for yourself. Just don’t tell too many people or the time police will get me again. Fallout New Scunthorpe is revealed Giving those … Continue reading E3 Spoilers – 2018