Elderlygoose.Com!

So maybe you’ve noticed and may you haven’t? You can now access the website from simply Elderlygoose.Com! WordPress does say this could have issues for the first 72 hours mind so if it doesn’t work please try again later! If you’re using old WordPress links those will continue to work as the infrastructure and WordPress systems will still be in place (so if you subscribe this should still work). Obviously this seems like a small change but to me it’s a huge leap. Thank you to everyone who supported me, my amazing enduring wife, my friends who pushed me to … Continue reading Elderlygoose.Com!

Secrets revealed about TES6

It’s officially out there and so far all you know is that it’s a big area of land, a bit of sea and we’re all excited for a titlescreen. Thankfully my double agent who has been working at Bethesda for 18 years as a coder for the project has just sent me his report updates and now it’s been revealed to you all I can finally announce some details, hope you enjoy and please don’t get angry for the spoilers. Although lets be fair, you’ve come here to get the juicy info first before anywhere else so lets crack on! … Continue reading Secrets revealed about TES6

Looking forward to 2018!

018 is going to be very busy at the start of the year! So many games are getting an early release it’s going to be hard to keep up. Still how could 2018 be any worse than 2017? Don’t worry though, ElderlyGoose as always has you covered and here’s my list (who doesn’t love lists?) for my most looking forward to games for 2018! Looking forward to…. 26th Jan – Dragon Ball FighterZ – PS4 KAAAAMMEEEEEHHAAAAMMMEEEEEHAAAAAAAA! Who isn’t looking forward to this?! It’s been a shocker even for Bandai Namco who pushed back the release date of this just to … Continue reading Looking forward to 2018!

Games to play after Christmas if you didn’t get what you wanted!

So you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? I’m sure you’ll enjoy the mug and socks eventually when you’ve cold feet and want a cuppa tea mind! Still here’s some classics you can pick up that will help you release some of that entitled nonsense that your currently feeling. Vermintide – PS4/PC ye olde left 4 dead is a classic that’s fun regardless of your mood. Blasting swarms and hundreds of monsters should improve anyone’s mood! Just let your anger all flow out into the guns and weapons of choice. Relaxing after in the aftermath just to realise your … Continue reading Games to play after Christmas if you didn’t get what you wanted!

Special Christmas Giveaway – 2017!

Goose Giveaway! 2017 Under the tale comes fun! *Edit – the Competition has now ended! Thanks for all that took part! 2017 has been a bit mad hasn’t it? Who’d have thought so much would have happened to make you question your humanity so quickly! Well have I got a special thing for you here, just a little something to say thank you for your support to the website and if your lucky a nice treat before Christmas Day! The competition opens Sunday Christmas Eve from 9:00am and closes Sunday Christmas Eve at 6pm! So be sure to click the … Continue reading Special Christmas Giveaway – 2017!

Great Videogame – TV Show Mashups

For no particular reason and in no particular order, here are some particular pitches. RINGS – (Sonic R) – Sonic the hedgehog and his entourage star in a “jackass style” show. Where they get together and do stupid stunts to see how many creative ways they can get rings knocked out. The series is cut short when knuckles punches a mound of c4 and accidentally blows up half of Detroit. YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE – (Mario is Missing) – Luigi is a light hearted plumber who has to make sense of the human world through gruesome deaths resembling his best … Continue reading Great Videogame – TV Show Mashups