This one has been on the radar for a while, quirky indie looking game with murder and interesting plot. Lets see if this really was Game of the Year 2017 material or if it’s best off staying in last year with all the other horrors. What better way to start the reviews for 2018! As soon as you start up the game it’s off to a great start and personally sets the tone for the entire game. The title screen music is so good I’ve sat and listened for a good few minutes and the brilliantly crafted artwork just sells … Continue reading The Sexy Brutale – PS4
So the SNES mini classic has become a darling for me. Seems a few of you managed to get one for Christmas to and found the joy the little box can bring. It’s a little something that you can fire up for a few mins of retro gaming that’s just absolutely brilliant. The NES classic is a thing of course, as is the Spectrums Vega and with rumours of a Gameboy classic on its way here’s some others that need making. Now Great Pocket Colours – “Still as good as a Gameboy Color” A New Neo Geo Pocket Color for … Continue reading Classic mini remakes that would be amazing
018 is going to be very busy at the start of the year! So many games are getting an early release it’s going to be hard to keep up. Still how could 2018 be any worse than 2017? Don’t worry though, ElderlyGoose as always has you covered and here’s my list (who doesn’t love lists?) for my most looking forward to games for 2018! Looking forward to…. 26th Jan – Dragon Ball FighterZ – PS4 KAAAAMMEEEEEHHAAAAMMMEEEEEHAAAAAAAA! Who isn’t looking forward to this?! It’s been a shocker even for Bandai Namco who pushed back the release date of this just to … Continue reading Looking forward to 2018!
So you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? I’m sure you’ll enjoy the mug and socks eventually when you’ve cold feet and want a cuppa tea mind! Still here’s some classics you can pick up that will help you release some of that entitled nonsense that your currently feeling. Vermintide – PS4/PC ye olde left 4 dead is a classic that’s fun regardless of your mood. Blasting swarms and hundreds of monsters should improve anyone’s mood! Just let your anger all flow out into the guns and weapons of choice. Relaxing after in the aftermath just to realise your … Continue reading Games to play after Christmas if you didn’t get what you wanted!
Goose Giveaway! 2017 Under the tale comes fun! *Edit – the Competition has now ended! Thanks for all that took part! 2017 has been a bit mad hasn’t it? Who’d have thought so much would have happened to make you question your humanity so quickly! Well have I got a special thing for you here, just a little something to say thank you for your support to the website and if your lucky a nice treat before Christmas Day! The competition opens Sunday Christmas Eve from 9:00am and closes Sunday Christmas Eve at 6pm! So be sure to click the … Continue reading Special Christmas Giveaway – 2017!
Ho Ho Ho! Who’s ready for a mince pie and some Christmas cheer? Nobody? Ok well here’s some games to help you feel more jolly! Christmas Nights into Dreams – Sega Saturn Fairly obvious one this. It’s Nights but free!…Well when it was released it was free. I remember Dixons throwing out free copies to everyone and people just not bothering as it was the Saturn (fools!). Essentially a demo for the main game but impressively dressed in Christmas drab. Still the original is a brilliant game and this deserves a go and will fill you with Christmas cheer! James … Continue reading Games to play before Christmas
A year of installs, patches, loots and possibly the most £ you can spend on any games. Everyone loves a list, we all write them out and look over them safe in the knowledge that there are things there in … Continue reading Bottom 5, Top 10 and lots of games! 2017 edition
Movembers nearly over and Christmas is coming knocking. So it’s the perfect time to discuss mental health and testicle talk. It’s never too early to check yourself over and make sure to take some time to sort ourselves out into a good head-space. Be sure to pop to the Movember Foundation website after reading all this or hop in the shower and give yourself a quick warm checkup (even with nothing wrong you could probably use a wash!). All that being said, Lets get on with it! The best moustaches you can find in video games! Dr Eggman – Sonic … Continue reading The best moustaches in video games
Are you stressed? Maybe you are and you just don’t know it? Maybe your not and your blissful existence needs some to snap you out of your charmed existence? Maybe you should stop stressing and read on? Mario – Any of the 2D ones Nothing provokes a sense of stress like missing a platform just by the tiniest of margins and either restarting the level or the area. To get the maximum effect be sure to try to collect every coin/Moon/Star/sprite item. One slip up and you’ll have a good measure of what your stress levels are. Hero’s of the … Continue reading Stress Games for National Stress Awareness Day
A new Star Wars PS4 is nice and all but it’s so by the numbers… well here’s some concepts that aren’t. Splatoon2 – Switch Obviously serious one this. The official bundle just had a different pro controller and brightly coloured joycons . What it needed was Nickelodeon level plastic squidgyness all over it. Both joy cons extended out in strange and impractical ways and the doc a pink, green mess of splatted ink. You ‘click’ the left joycon on for “your a kid now” and the right joycon for “your a squid now”. Doom – Xbox one S Fully embracing … Continue reading Limited edition bundles that should exist